THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
of Republican Politicians
1.YOU SHOULD WORSHIP NO OTHER GOD
Except McCain has a net worth over $10,000,000; Romney over $200,000,000
Except they wanted churches to receive federal tax dollars
Except they regularly ignore the golden rule
2. YOU SHOULD NOT MAKE YOURSELVES ANY IDOL
Except with invulnerable nuclear submarines, they wanted to excessively fund the military
Except they wanted to place a fallible Star Wars system into the heavens
Except they wanted to budget $4.2 billion or $17 per American for bomb shelters in the 1980s
3. YOU SHALL NOT USE THE NAME OF THE LORD YOUR GOD IN VAIN
Except they condoned Reagan making decisions based on astrology
Except George W. Bush and McCain regularly used profanity throughout their adult life
Except they regularly rebuke the Spirit of Jesus Christ
4.REMEMBER TO OBSERVE THE SABBATH
Except Bush and McCain seldom went to church as adults
Except they condoned Bush taking 1,020 days of vacation as president
Except they do not practice faith, hope and charity
5. HONOR YOUR FATHER AND MOTHER
Except for decades, they opposed health care reform for mothers and fathers
Except Bush and McCain were lazy and mediocre students
Except Bush, McCain and Romney lived off the names of their fathers
6. YOU SHALL NOT KILL
Except they have condoned 3,000,000 child malnutrition deaths per year
Except for decades, they have opposed stronger gun control laws
Except they regularly try to weaken the Endangered Species Act
7. YOU SHALL NOT COMMIT ADULTERY
Except for Gingrich, Governor Sanford, Governor Arnold, Senators Vitter and Ensign, etc.
Except Bush and McCain were womanizers for a decade
Except McCain filed to marry Cindy while still legally married to his first wife
8.YOU SHALL NOT STEAL
Except they want corporations to pay little or no taxes
Except they want the very rich to have non-taxed foreign bank accounts
Except they want the 99 percent to pay more taxes
9. YOU SHALL NOT LIE
Except they repeatedly misled the public about Iraq
Except Romney flip-flopped at least six times on major positions in 2012
Except they tend not to believe global warming can contribute to droughts and fires
10. YOU SHOULD NOT COVET YOUR NEIGHBOR’S POSSESSIONS
Except they regularly take from the middle class and give to the very wealthy
Except they were in power when the economy started to collapse before the 2008 election
Except they teach apathy (not love) of three billion poor neighbors
Sandy McKay
Cedan City, UT